How Are Nazis Still A Thing

Morning Docket: 06.13.22

* Today, unions. Tomorrow, strikes! [The Guardian] * Ever wonder what the law would look like if we treated AR-15s more like pit bulls? No, not that Pitbull. [The Hill] * There's a fail-safe for pregnancies that become dangerous if Roe isn't safeguarded. Biden will have to step up, though. [The Atlantic] * Not only are there Nazis in the police force, they're making a killing! [AP] * A healthy reminder that your experience may vary if you're thinking about Biglaw to pay off your shiny new six figures of debt. [Reddit]

Maybe Twitter Should Allow Hate Speech. Then We’d See What Cops Really Think About Us.

You know, if you wanted to hurt minorities, becoming a cop just makes sense.

Hypotheticals Aren’t Just For Cold Calls Anymore

What's next? Ketanji Brown Jackson can't prove there isn't a teapot orbiting the Sun?

Morning Docket: 04.06.22

* Veteran police officer resigned after it went public that he didn't think Hitler was all that bad. Come on now, Amazon does better background checks than this. [HuffPost] * Biden is freezing student loan payments till August 31st. Cheers to him delaying them to February 30th. [NY Times] * Some turbulence along the way: man faces federal charges after joining the mile high club by himself four times. [FOX] * King Zuck guarantees that his words will be part of some future employment lawsuit, admitting his underlings call him the "Eye of Sauron." I, for one, welcome our Dark Overlords. [Consequence] * For anyone else who’s been playing Ketanji Brown Jackson Bingo, please check off Godwin's law. [Mediaite]

A State Of The Union, Of Sorts

Turns out democracy dies in people repeatedly saying existential threats are no big deal.

Law Firm Boots Partner Who Owned Neo-Nazi Record Label

Firing Nazis really shouldn't make any decent person feel bad.